January 2012
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December 2011
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November 2011
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“And then I felt sad because I realised that once people are broken in certain...”
– Douglas Coupland (via assume-nothing)
October 2011
7 posts
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Proof, people don't know the difference between a...
clientsfromhell:
Me: “What browser are you on?”
Client: “Google.”
Me: “Google Chrome?”
Client: “No, just regular Google.”
Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”
Client: “Google.”
Me: “No.”
Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”
Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?
Client: “…A fiery fox, I...
Clients From Hell: Neurotic restaurant... →
clientsfromhell:
Client: “The act is up, man.” Me: “The act is up on…?” Client: “You could at least have given us a fair price, if you were going to outsource the website work overseas.” Me: “Okay. Two steps back. What are you talking about?” Client: “We’re talking about the little scheme you’ve been…
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“Three apples have changed the world: One seduced Eve, one awakened Newton and...”
– Tarryn Naude (via darylhb)
August 2011
1 post
July 2011
4 posts
“Yeah, this might be confusing… to retards. But we are not marketing to retards,...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
Foolish Friday Funny
melattree:
My flatmate found me rummaging through the back of her wardrobe last night.
“What are you doing?” she asked.
“Narnia business”, I replied.
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Waiting for the prank
We have sellotaped a colleague’s chair to her desk. We now wait impatiently for her imminent return. I shall film it. Watch this space. :)