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I cannot get over Achilles’ face in this painting. Holy shit.
He’s totally like: “Oh god, mom, put a fucking shirt on, I mean, what are you even doing? Can’t you see I’m busy lamenting the death of my boyfriend? Like I really need to see your tits at a time like this— YOU’RE SO EMBARRASSING MOM GAWD.”
And the rest of the Greeks are jazz-handsing in the background. They’re all ‘WOAH LOOK AT THAT TOTALLY WICKED SET OF TITS— I MEAN ARMOUR. WOAH’
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Posted on January 12, 2012 via cosas malas with 2,125 notes
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Posted on December 22, 2011 via Not just another pretty face! with 3,074 notes
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And then I felt sad because I realised that once people are broken in certain ways, they can’t ever be fixed, and this is something nobody ever tells you when you are young and it never fails to surprise you as you grow older as you see the people in your life break one by one. You wonder when your turn is going to be, or if it’s already happened.
Posted on November 17, 2011 via ... with 386 notes
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This is absolutely amazing. Prepare to get inspired.
just had a designprocessgasm
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Posted on October 7, 2011 via Holy Hell, Lea Michele with 7,806 notes
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Unpossible - LOL
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Posted on October 7, 2011 via Fuck Yeah Springfield with 49,510 notes
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Proof, people don’t know the difference between a browser and a search engine.
Me: “What browser are you on?”
Client: “Google.”
Me: “Google Chrome?”
Client: “No, just regular Google.”
Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”
Client: “Google.”
Me: “No.”
Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”
Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?
Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”
Posted on October 7, 2011 via Clients From Hell with 1,732 notes
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Posted on October 6, 2011 via Witless. with 42,316 notes
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Clients From Hell: Neurotic restaurant owner/possible mob prince.
Client: “The act is up, man.”
Me: “The act is up on…?”
Client: “You could at least have given us a fair price, if you were going to outsource the website work overseas.”
Me: “Okay. Two steps back. What are you talking about?”
Client: “We’re talking about the little scheme you’ve been…Posted on October 6, 2011 via Clients From Hell with 810 notes
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